Ever wonder if animals can count? I mean, not like they’re sitting there with a pencil stub and a ledger, tallying up their groceries, but do they get numbers? Turns out, some of them do—and they’re better at it than I am when I’m half-asleep trying to split a restaurant bill. Nature’s got a few math whizzes, and I’ve been digging into which ones stand out. Spoiler: it’s not just the usual suspects.
Take chimpanzees. These furry cousins of ours are basically showing off at this point. I read about studies—fancy ones, like from Kyoto University—where chimps zip through number tasks faster than humans. They can eyeball sets of dots up to 9 and pick the bigger one without breaking a sweat. Imagine them in the wild, sizing up rival groups or eyeballing a fruit haul. Makes me wonder if they’d judge my banana stash—three’s enough, right? Probably not.
Then there’s crows. I’ve always liked their vibe—those sleek, black tricksters perched on telephone wires like they’re plotting something. Turns out, they’re counting too. Scientists say they can handle numbers up to 4 or 5, and some even grok the idea of zero. Zero! I barely got that in grade school. Next time I see one hopping around, I’ll picture it mentally tallying acorns. “Three’s a party, four’s a feast,” it might caw to itself.
Dolphins, though—those sea geniuses—they’ve got a knack for it too. They’ll pick the bigger pile of fishy treats in lab tests, no problem, up to about 5. I can see why: swimming in pods, keeping track of friends or foes, numbers matter. Makes me think of the time I tried counting waves at the beach and lost track at, what, 7? Dolphins would’ve smirked.
And bees! Tiny, buzzing bees! I couldn’t believe this one—research says they count up to 4 and even do basic math. Add one, subtract one, all to find the best flowers. Their waggle dance is like a GPS with a side of algebra. Next time I’m lost in the weeds (literally or otherwise), I’ll wish I had a bee’s brain.
Elephants round out the list. Big, lumbering, and apparently good with headcounts. They can tell 5 rumbles from 10 when listening to calls—handy for spotting trouble or rallying the herd. I once saw an elephant at the zoo, trunk swinging, and now I’m retroactively impressed. It wasn’t just staring at me; it was probably counting my bad hair day.
So who’s the champ? Hard to say. Chimps and crows flex the abstract stuff, bees punch above their weight, and elephants keep it practical. Me, I’m just glad I don’t have to compete. I’d be the guy fumbling with “how many coffee cups is too many?” (Answer: there’s no limit.) Nature’s got its own calculators, and I’m here for it. Which one’s your favorite?
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